I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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