o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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