Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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