nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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