just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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