Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I need to calm my uterus...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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