you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
