i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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