She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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