My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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