i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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