O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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