what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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