garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just fell off a train. Bad.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
