How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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