And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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