Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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