He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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