no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize