East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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