is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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