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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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