Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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