"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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