I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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