mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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