i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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