Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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