Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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