It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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