so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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