i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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