those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Randomize
