cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We left the knife in your bed.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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