i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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