Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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