If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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