First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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