how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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