She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
i out mim tonsoeep
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