Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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