Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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