It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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