In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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