He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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