Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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