Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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