HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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