But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sext me about skeletons
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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