what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Drake has all the answers
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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