I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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