i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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